Put THIS in your pipe and smoke it

"'You know, Janey, I'm a millionaire.'

Janey was flipping through a fashion magazine. 'That's nice,' she said.

'Hell...I think it's pretty amazing. How many writers do you know who are millionaires?'

'Well,' she said, 'I actually know a lot of people who are billionaires.'

'Yeah, but they're all...business people,' he said, implying that business people were lower than cockroaches.

'So?' Janey said.

'So who gives a shit how much money you have if you don't have a soul?'"

~ from Four Blondes, by Candace Bushnell